Thanks to my 8 y/o for showing me this winning entry into the Radio 2 500 words short story competition. It is even more chilling than the one read out by Julie Walters (which is about a piglet who is so horrified to find his relatives made into chops n sausages, that he licks a butcher to death and turns him into cuts of human meat)…Anyway, Ned’s story e-courtroom.com is somewhat more topical than a piglet story : I predict that Ned will one day be Lord Chancellor…